there are five frogs staring at me right now
but only one can be america’s next top model
(Source: reconcicle, via time-not-well-wasted)
the sexual tension between ryan and chad when they sing “i don’t dance”
theY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES AFTER THE SONG
I AM SO FUCKING DONE
(Source: lesbianvenom, via time-not-well-wasted)
Mom: When you get to college, I want you on birth control.
Me: For what?
Mom: Just in case, you start having sex.
Me: MOM! I'M GAY!!
Mom: So, honey that doesn't mean you won't experiment
Me: Unless girls have some how started producing sperm, I don't think I'll be needing those
Mom: YOU LESBIANS ARE SO CLOSE MINDED!