there are five frogs staring at me right now
but only one can be america’s next top model
the sexual tension between ryan and chad when they sing “i don’t dance”
theY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES AFTER THE SONG
I AM SO FUCKING DONE
(Source: barricadeponine, via time-not-well-wasted)
Mom: When you get to college, I want you on birth control.
Me: For what?
Mom: Just in case, you start having sex.
Me: MOM! I'M GAY!!
Mom: So, honey that doesn't mean you won't experiment
Me: Unless girls have some how started producing sperm, I don't think I'll be needing those
Mom: YOU LESBIANS ARE SO CLOSE MINDED!